Ode to a Sleeping Daniel
It's 1:08 AM here at the time I'm starting this post, and Daniel is sleeping on video chat. I tried to attach a screenshot I took, but for the love of Chelsea Peretti, I tried for five minutes and all it said was "invalid credentials". Credentials? Why does my photo have to have credentials? Anyway, moving on. Maybe it'll work later. Who knows. As I was saying, Daniel is asleep... wait, he just moved a bit and rubbed his eyes, is he awake? No! He is not!
Oh would ya look at that! I reverted back to legacy Blogger (thanks Google) and I was able to upload the screenshot! Isn't he cute? studio audience awwwws
I'm so thankful for this man, and everything that he's brought into the chaos that is my life, especially the fact that he puts up with how much of a hot mess I am on a daily basis. Hey Siri, what's an appropriate salary for a personal assistant? Wow, $20 per hour? I think it'll be 20 Eva Points per hour, that's a bit more in my price range. Daniel, if you're reading this, please publish a post on this blog. It isn't the Eva Blog, for Chelsea's sake! Remember to tune in to the Eva Show, coming sometime this year!
I briefly looked at myself on video and man, my lazy eye was really obvious, that's creepy... My eye is just as lazy as I was this morning, I suppose. Why is Daniel so cute when he's sleeping? I'm pretty sure I look like a hot goddamn mess when I'm sleeping (a hot mess who occasionally talks, or swears like a sailor... OR SO I'VE BEEN TOLD).
Life sure is great, isn't it?
- Eva
Oh would ya look at that! I reverted back to legacy Blogger (thanks Google) and I was able to upload the screenshot! Isn't he cute? studio audience awwwws
I'm so thankful for this man, and everything that he's brought into the chaos that is my life, especially the fact that he puts up with how much of a hot mess I am on a daily basis. Hey Siri, what's an appropriate salary for a personal assistant? Wow, $20 per hour? I think it'll be 20 Eva Points per hour, that's a bit more in my price range. Daniel, if you're reading this, please publish a post on this blog. It isn't the Eva Blog, for Chelsea's sake! Remember to tune in to the Eva Show, coming sometime this year!
I briefly looked at myself on video and man, my lazy eye was really obvious, that's creepy... My eye is just as lazy as I was this morning, I suppose. Why is Daniel so cute when he's sleeping? I'm pretty sure I look like a hot goddamn mess when I'm sleeping (a hot mess who occasionally talks, or swears like a sailor... OR SO I'VE BEEN TOLD).
Life sure is great, isn't it?
- Eva
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