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Ode to a Sleeping Daniel

It's 1:08 AM here at the time I'm starting this post, and Daniel is sleeping on video chat. I tried to attach a screenshot I took, but for the love of Chelsea Peretti, I tried for five minutes and all it said was "invalid credentials". Credentials? Why does my photo have to have credentials? Anyway, moving on. Maybe it'll work later. Who knows. As I was saying, Daniel is asleep... wait, he just moved a bit and rubbed his eyes, is he awake? No! He is not! Oh would ya look at that! I reverted back to legacy Blogger (thanks Google) and I was able to upload the screenshot! Isn't he cute? studio audience awwwws I'm so thankful for this man, and everything that he's brought into the chaos that is my life, especially the fact that he puts up with how much of a hot mess I am on a daily basis. Hey Siri, what's an appropriate salary for a personal assistant? Wow, $20 per hour? I think it'll be 20 Eva Points per hour, that's a bit more in my pri

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